I'm a piss-poor megalomaniac

saffronmakesthings: Some super blurry phone photos of the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:20 -0700

saffronmakesthings:

Some super blurry phone photos of the finished jackets I made for my project. ♥

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO STEAL MY FOOD AT LATE NIGHT

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:32 -0700

ohmerrrwood:

In a 90s mood tonight: Baby when the lights go out - 5ive

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:01:47 -0700

In a 90s mood tonight:

Baby when the lights go out - 5ive

When your friend points out dirty references in beloved childhood movies

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:50:28 -0700

nipstudent:

dawindupbird: Peepo Choo vol 2 I think that a lot of tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:30:30 -0700

dawindupbird:

Peepo Choo vol 2

I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk

agirlwhostoppedwaiting: ghostdunk: typette: I remember...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:29:38 -0700

agirlwhostoppedwaiting:

ghostdunk:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.

my favorite disney art style

Hall and Oates All day Everyday

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:22:43 -0700

Hall and Oates

All day

Everyday

livelongandbiteme: green-blooded-computer: HAHA WHERE DID THEY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:39:48 -0700

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

actualfoulbachelorettefrog: WHY DOES THICK BACON EXIST IN THIS COUNTRY WHY WHY MUST I EAT IT...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:19:00 -0700

actualfoulbachelorettefrog:

WHY DOES THICK BACON EXIST IN THIS COUNTRY

WHY

WHY MUST I EAT IT ALL

ALL THE THICK BACON

IN ME

The ‘I want to tell tumblr everything because coffee+early_morning is my truth serum and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:10:28 -0700

The ‘I want to tell tumblr everything because coffee+early_morning is my truth serum and because I’m procrastinating as fuck studying for my exam later today’ list.

Disclaimer: Do not take any of these opinions to heart because I will probably change my mind later.

If I’m in your house, I will be ever so tempted to check your kitchen pantry. So please let me see what’s inside your cupboards. That’s my bad habit.
If you’re cooking, hmm yes thank you because I love hanging out in the kitchen.
If you’re letting me cook, omg be prepared to wait, I’m not done yet! If you give me a recipe, I am good. If you’re letting me do it without, be prepared, could be a disaster. kuku
I am one of those people pleasers. I try to accommodate to everyone. So if someone is talking about their favorite movie/anime/etc, I will most likely check it out as well so we can talk about it some more.
I think because there’s more white faces on movies and television that I’ve gotten immune to seeing disgusted by gory blood scenes specifically on white people. But I feel more nauseous when its a black person blood that’s shed. Or it could be that I don’t want to be reminded of the American slavery and all. But I’m cool with gore, I once wanted to get into forensics.
OMG just googled ‘slavery movie’ and google ended that with ‘for kids. “slavery movie for kids” fuck man what?
Entertainment that changed my outlook in life:

Shiina Ringo/Tokyo Jihen (made me more grown up “Adult” early)
Cowboy Bebop (Questioned my existence/dreams, I pretty much slept through my high school)
Charles Bukowski: Made me appreciate being “Americana” and a bit depressed but he didn’t became successful until he was hella old so that gives me some hope.
Ranma 1/2: Gave me a head start on cooking/baking and wanting to become a pastry chef. My goal was as long as I could cook better than Akane Tendo then I could do it. haha
Homestuck: Drink more apple juice, eat more red foods, avoid (or not) betty crocker, ship everything, its okay to kill your friends if its to kill some big baddy haha.

On that last note, me and my super bffs have that battle royale wish (to off each other) we’re binded by our Black rom (auspisticism) for each other.
Why do I attract all the black dudes?! Ugh.
Maybe I get all the short dudes because my first crush in first grade was the same height (maybe shorter) as me and so that shit carried on throughout my life. ugh, let me try a tall person once please.
I come off as quiet and one of those side commenters whenever someone starts talking on stage/podium/whoever is in charge I will be sarcastic/pessimistic.
I’m a maiden back the fuck up.
I like cats except the part where they make me pet their butts too. You know how cats like to be petted from head to tail. WHY cat why?
Fat cats, aww yiss.
One time when I was babysitting, my nephew got his head stuck between the balusters on the stairs and I was like “Oh shit, his dad is like right upstairs too” I managed to push his head out before I got in trouble (bad babysitter that I am)
First time to hear about drawing figures: Men have curves and draw women by angles. Hmm a new perspective
I like to thrift shop [o3o]
Waiting to see some smuppet nose up a Bro’s butt art already, I haven’t searched for it, I’m waiting for it to come on my dash, unless he only digs smuppet on smuppet only…lol why am i thinking about this.
I think the only chances of me ever having a relationship is through being in my circle of friends. People who are not in the circle I don’t really consider because I need the approval of my friends if you’re cool or not to date. (Help I need an adult!) And it took a couple of years to even begin to share my secrets with my close friends, I’m okay right now and willing to answer anything online if you send me an anonymous question :D. So if we ever go partying together and start drinking, just be prepared that I am willing to kiss any of my friends. Only friends. When I drink, I get in that “Why not?” mood, both you and I know that this is a one time thing. I’m a terrible friend.
One night of “friendship macking,” one of my newer friends (named A) finally got dumped by his terrible girlfriend that he was really in love with. Which i thought was a toxic relationship to begin with so the group went to Paddy’s to celebrate his singleness. But now he was just going on and on about how he doesn’t have to keep texting that girl about what he was doing anymore because he was always on check. There he was getting drunk on licorice alcohol and there’s another friend (let’s call him B) who got easily drunk by two drinks, A was talking to me and B was walking up to us. A put his arm around me, B put his arm around A but was looking at me. A not noticing B was leaning towards me anyway and so was B. Everyone thought a threeway kiss was about to happen. I, being “super-aware of my actions and so doesn’t do anything too crazy like take off clothes or drunk calling” drunk, stopped this away by not kissing anyone. That’s one thing I regret not trying out lol.
And finally I think I’m running out of shit to confess (don’t mention any of this at my funeral), I have too many diy projects unfinished.
I have a growing collection of bubbles that need to be blown. I am a huge child over blowing bubbles.
Maybe there are jobs out there that I don’t know that don’t require you to have a home address but it does suck that MOST jobs require it. I mean, it really limits people a bit about traveling places and working. Have you seen those posts about wanting to just dropping everything and traveling alone, just working odd jobs and shit, and doing the whole “old school americana thing, find your place in this big ass world” you know? (Just reading from a Bukowski novel) I want to do that shit. I hate being dependent, I don’t like people handling my money, I hate contacting people about my money. I want to go on the road, fuck walk/bum/bus/train it, go to a new place, stay at a cheap motel, and find a job and work till I find a decent place to live. But no, I limited myself with the thoughts that I’m a woman (yeah something like rape might happen on the road alone. Can I deal with that though? I think so but its always different in real life), i’m too lazy about doing major shit like this, also I have obligations? It’s been in the back of my mind, I’ve been trying to be selfish with my time but I have to take care of other people? Someone should have told me before I got out of hs so I could get to work. So I can’t really drop everyone within my vicinity out of my life though I wish I could because I am pretty much a ghost-ninja when it comes to not contacting/facebooking-what-im-doing people in my life. I really need to just start saving up and working just so that I can start living in my own place (sharing a room/renting or whtevs) because specifically I can’t deal with family shit. I just really want to stop talking to two people tops but can’t because of family/money reasons. Get this, because I basically just come in and out of the house without saying shit about where I go because if I’m not injured or dead I shouldn’t have to say much of my activities, they installed one of those doorbell dingers whenever the door is opened, so “sneaking” in at night is a no go anymore. Living there has been awkward for the last couple of years, I got fuckin depressed as fuck at night time that sometimes even a bjd couldn’t console me. He’s tried his best. Sleeping has been my major defense against the dark arts but it might have been playing against me all these years.
Cont. Yeah, I just need to get my shit together or at least stop being so damn “shy”. Sorry for the super long post that somehow turned uber fucking-you-might-need-a-psych-for-this personal but hey who the fuck else am I going to spurt this to? I’m tryin’ here otay?

sixpoundeer: You are so beautiful, to me

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:41:47 -0700

sixpoundeer:

You are so beautiful, to me

yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:30:28 -0700

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

It’s 2am. I am Blue Toad. I need to get my shit together because I have a final in 7 hours.

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:01:36 -0700

It’s 2am. I am Blue Toad. I need to get my shit together because I have a final in 7 hours.

unwarrantedadvances: fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:50:00 -0700

unwarrantedadvances:

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

Sorry if I offended you with my bad word phrases like “What are those homos doing?” (I say this in my head alot and reserve “homos” for my inner circle of cis frands that just need to kiss already) or maybe I will offend you in the future, so this is a future apology too.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:28 -0700

turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:34:18 -0700

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

I’d be a great voice actor if I didn’t have to listen to my own voice playing back at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:07:37 -0700

I’d be a great voice actor if I didn’t have to listen to my own voice playing back at me.

Listen to classical online radio, “Ooh that sounds nice. Where’s that from?” Sees...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:56:45 -0700

Listen to classical online radio, “Ooh that sounds nice. Where’s that from?” Sees Schindler’s List. “Oh god the memories.” Instant downer.

marceddy: when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:50:54 -0700

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

Reaction of boy who is in love

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:48:44 -0700

Reaction of boy who is in love