May 2013
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When popping bubble wrap is noisy in the night, I blow bubbles, and more bubbles, because I have a lot of bubbles and I don’t want to study stats
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
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I feel good about my finance final but don’t think I’ll get a passing for AIS…THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU(PROF) DON’T TELL US WHAT’S ON THE FINAL. I HATE VAGUE TEACHERS! Should have said 80% textbook so I’d actually read the book. *flip tables*
Now my next opponent is Statistics.
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how to prepare for exams: cry
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Who keeps trying to friend my ass? Oh just doll people okay.
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nospockdasgay:
teroknortailor:
did somebody just say
sTaR tReK?
#ME
I discovered one of the long term mods of EMF (tokyo jihen/shiina ringo fan forum) lives on the same island as my cousin (where i could have va-cayed instead of taking more summer classes) omg. That dudes such an audiophile. and there are few people that I know in real life that have the same love for TJ/SR. If only.
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WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO STEAL MY FOOD AT LATE NIGHT
ohmerrrwood:
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In a 90s mood tonight:
Baby when the lights go out - 5ive
When your friend points out dirty references in...
nipstudent:
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Hall and Oates
All day
Everyday
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actualfoulbachelorettefrog:
WHY DOES THICK BACON EXIST IN THIS COUNTRY
WHY
WHY MUST I EAT IT ALL
ALL THE THICK BACON
IN ME
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The ‘I want to tell tumblr everything because coffee+early_morning is my truth serum and because I’m procrastinating as fuck studying for my exam later today’ list.[[MORE]]
Disclaimer: Do not take any of these opinions to heart because I will probably change my mind later.
If I’m in your house, I will be ever so tempted to check your kitchen pantry. So please let me see...
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yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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It’s 2am. I am Blue Toad. I need to get my shit together because I have a final in 7 hours.
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unwarrantedadvances:
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Sorry if I offended you with my bad word phrases like “What are those homos doing?” (I say this in my head alot and reserve “homos” for my inner circle of cis frands that just need to kiss already) or maybe I will offend you in the future, so this is a future apology...
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turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
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I’d be a great voice actor if I didn’t have to listen to my own voice playing back at me.
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Listen to classical online radio, “Ooh that sounds nice. Where’s that from?” Sees Schindler’s List. “Oh god the memories.” Instant downer.
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marceddy:
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
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sadprince:
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circumcisions:
plumblyscorner:
circumcisions:
EVERYONE IS LITERALLY FULL OF SHIT
I love how long it took you to realize that so high five to you man
NO LITERALLY WE ARE ALL FULL OF POOP INSIDE
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Oh DR, I don’t know how the super high school level nurse ends up with her legs spread out.
cosmo tip #635
expertcosmotips:
the only grinding any of you should be doing is in RPGs
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